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Oh joy. Waking up hungover on a Sunday afternoon, welcomed by a sight so incredibly dreary that it’s almost enough to depress even me:

This week's weather.

Come on, AccuWeather. Just lie to us.

Problem: it’s cold out.

If you type on your BlackBerry, your hands freeze. If you wear gloves, you can’t type on your BlackBerry.

Solution: BlackBerry Gloves.

BlackBerry Gloves: Functional and Stylish

You know. It’s like the fingerless gloves of the 80s, except awesome.

If Time Magazine would like to reach me for inclusion in Best Inventions of 2010, they can do so at the email address pictured above.

So, I just arrived in Korea yesterday.

While I was in the States, SK Telecom cut off my phone service. Due to the Korean holidays, unfortunately I can’t get it restored until Tuesday.

Feeling socially crippled, I went to rent a phone. Fortunately the phone rental office happened to have a promotion going: free upgrade to iPhone.

The combination of these two factors resulted in the following: I am now officially the biggest douchebag on earth.

iPhone + BlackBerry = Tool

To top it all off: yes, I took this picture in Starbucks.

…but in all seriousness, this totally kicks ass.