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So, I just moved into my apartment…

2010.03.13

…and I’m convinced the guy who lived here before me was cheating on his girlfriend.

Secret Toothbrush

Either that, or he had a legitimate reason to stash an emergency toothbrush outside the bathroom window.

Blackberry Gloves

2010.02.26

Problem: it’s cold out.

If you type on your BlackBerry, your hands freeze. If you wear gloves, you can’t type on your BlackBerry.

Solution: BlackBerry Gloves.

BlackBerry Gloves

BlackBerry Gloves: Functional and Stylish

You know. It’s like the fingerless gloves of the 80s, except awesome.

If Time Magazine would like to reach me for inclusion in Best Inventions of 2010, they can do so at the email address pictured above.

Behold! I’m a Douchebag

2010.02.13

So, I just arrived in Korea yesterday.

While I was in the States, SK Telecom cut off my phone service. Due to the Korean holidays, unfortunately I can’t get it restored until Tuesday.

Feeling socially crippled, I went to rent a phone. Fortunately the phone rental office happened to have a promotion going: free upgrade to iPhone.

The combination of these two factors resulted in the following: I am now officially the biggest douchebag on earth.

iPhone + BlackBerry = Tool

iPhone + BlackBerry = Tool

To top it all off: yes, I took this picture in Starbucks.

…but in all seriousness, this totally kicks ass.

Extreme Self Portraits

2010.02.09

Got snowed in this weekend with my friend Conley, so we decided to make something amazing:

Extreme Self Portraits

70's Gangster Porn

70's Gangster Porn James

Check it out, and submit your masterpiece!

Pants Poops

2010.02.05

QUIT LOOKIN. I'M POOPING.

This is my cat. Her name is pants.

Duffx.com Blog Launches

2010.02.05

NOM NOM NOM

Yo! Just gonna use this as a blog / photoblog to keep those who care up to date with my life adventures. I’ll try to post at least a picture per week, but don’t expect too much out of this endeavor. Cheers!

- James