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Reasons to Cancel Your MySpace

admin — Sat, 28 Aug 2010 06:41:53 +0000

Digging through my old images directory…

MySpace

Hey, if they can’t take constructive criticism, that’s their problem.

Tokyo

admin — Sat, 01 May 2010 05:41:40 +0000

On the streets of Tokyo:

New Friends

Oh, you know. Just bein’ worldly.

This Week’s Weather

admin — Sun, 18 Apr 2010 08:52:24 +0000

Oh joy. Waking up hungover on a Sunday afternoon, welcomed by a sight so incredibly dreary that it’s almost enough to depress even me:

This week's weather.

Come on, AccuWeather. Just lie to us.

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring…

admin — Sun, 11 Apr 2010 06:50:21 +0000

So, my camera’s broken. I have to send it in for repairs.

Bear in mind, dear reader! Unless I work something out, this will be the last you see of me for some indefinite period of time.

That said, I insist you start playing the following song before looking at the picture.

Is the song playing? Ok, good.

Banana Phone!!

You know you’ll miss me.

Korean Signs Say the Darndest Things: Vol. 01

admin — Sun, 04 Apr 2010 12:04:39 +0000

In a bar in Hongdae…

Context is irrelevant.

Bananas!!

admin — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 10:35:42 +0000

So, when I returned to Korea, rather than being thoughtful, I mass-produced the same creepy “present” for all my Korean girlfriends.

Bananas!!

Now let’s just hope none of them know about this website. Because it is said that a picture speaks a thousands words, and though they may not speak English, in this case it’s pretty clear what happened.

Snow?!

admin — Sat, 20 Mar 2010 03:08:44 +0000

“Ah, come on! It’s MARCH.”

Snow in March?!

“Bitches! It’s GLOBAL WARMING.“

St. Patty’s Day!

admin — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 15:44:14 +0000

I’M 13-16 HOURS IN YOUR FUTURE, STEALING YOUR ST. PATRICK’S DAY.

St. Patty's Day!

Then I looked around my house for more green things to include in this picture.

So, I just moved into my apartment…

admin — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 08:05:35 +0000

…and I’m convinced the guy who lived here before me was cheating on his girlfriend.

Either that, or he had a legitimate reason to stash an emergency toothbrush outside the bathroom window.

Blackberry Gloves

admin — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 07:25:40 +0000

Problem: it’s cold out.

If you type on your BlackBerry, your hands freeze. If you wear gloves, you can’t type on your BlackBerry.

Solution: BlackBerry Gloves.

BlackBerry Gloves: Functional and Stylish

You know. It’s like the fingerless gloves of the 80s, except awesome.

If Time Magazine would like to reach me for inclusion in Best Inventions of 2010, they can do so at the email address pictured above.