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I’m sure there’s a more logical explanation…

Sandals?

But I’mma go ahead and go with ‘spontaneous human combustion’.

It’s been a while, but I finally got my camera back.

Admit it; you missed me.

I hope your lives weren’t too bleak in my absence.

Expect big things for 2011! Happy new year!

Digging through my old images directory…

MySpace

Hey, if they can’t take constructive criticism, that’s their problem.

On the streets of Tokyo:

New Friends

Oh, you know. Just bein’ worldly.

Oh joy. Waking up hungover on a Sunday afternoon, welcomed by a sight so incredibly dreary that it’s almost enough to depress even me:

This week's weather.

Come on, AccuWeather. Just lie to us.

So, my camera’s broken. I have to send it in for repairs.

Bear in mind, dear reader! Unless I work something out, this will be the last you see of me for some indefinite period of time.

That said, I insist you start playing the following song before looking at the picture.

Is the song playing? Ok, good.

Banana Phone!!

You know you’ll miss me.

In a bar in Hongdae…

Context is irrelevant.

So, when I returned to Korea, rather than being thoughtful, I mass-produced the same creepy “present” for all my Korean girlfriends.

Bananas!!

Now let’s just hope none of them know about this website. Because it is said that a picture speaks a thousands words, and though they may not speak English, in this case it’s pretty clear what happened.

“Ah, come on! It’s MARCH.”

Snow in March?!

“Bitches! It’s GLOBAL WARMING.“

I’M 13-16 HOURS IN YOUR FUTURE, STEALING YOUR ST. PATRICK’S DAY.

St. Patty's Day!

Then I looked around my house for more green things to include in this picture.